抢沙发 First!
For some unknown reason, many people feel like its an accomplishment1 to leave the first comment on a video. Thus, youll find a First! comment on nearly every video, especially if youre among the first viewers.
不知哪些原因，不少人感觉在视频下面留下第一条评论是一种收获。因此你会发现几乎每个视频下面都有人评论第一！，假如你是头一批点进来的特别能看到这种评论。
Nowadays, YouTube only lets you sort comments by the best first or newest first. So even if anyone cared , theres really no way to see who was first. If you somehow stumble2 upon a video with zero comments, resist the temptation3 to leave this comment. Add something of value instead.
现在，YouTube只允许你按最新评论或最好评论排序。所以即便有人想看（没人），也真的没方法了解哪个是第一。假如你无意中发现了一个没评论的视频，请抵制留下这种评论的魅惑，评论点有价值的东西。
抢第一这个习惯在B站也是由来已久，早年间弹幕里会飘过很多的第一。目前弹幕和评论区也会留下很多xx分钟、刚出锅 滚烫、烫手，表示自己看到这个视频的时候，该视频是多长时间前发出的，仿佛哪个的时间短哪个才是真爱粉一样。
有厌烦这种弹幕的用户就会抢先留下下面请赏析考试倒数名次如此的弹幕以示回击。
这就是座机画质吗？ Was This Filmed on a Potato?
Youre always sure to find a comment like this on videos of extremely poor quality. Whether its old and recorded on primitive4 hardware5, or is instead shaky or out of focus, someone always points it out. If youre actually able to record a video with a potato, please let us know.
你必然会在画质极差的视频里找到如此的评论。要么是老视频，要么是用原始设施拍的，或者是画面摇晃没对准焦，总会有人这么评论。不过假如你真的可以用土豆录制视频，请告知大家。
B站也不乏很多画质糟糕的视频，多集中于鬼畜区。这类年代久远的视频画质堪忧丝毫没阻挡它们成为鬼畜顶流视频的素材，甚至糟糕的画质本身就是鬼畜揶揄调侃的一部分。
有人20xx年还在看这个吗？ Is Anyone Else Watching This in 20xx?
Find a popular YouTube video thats been around for years, or a music video of an old song, and youre sure to see this comment. Many others have watched the video this year and will continue to do so for years to come.
搜一个时尚多年的YouTube视频或者一首老歌的MV，你一定会看到这种评论。不少人今年看了这段视频，在以后几年里也会有人看。
这一点在中文网络的视频中也十分容易见到，2021年回来留言、2019年还在看在某些值得回味的音乐视频或者其他经典视频中真的是一道景观。
看下我的频道！ Check Out My Channel!
Youll often see people leave comments on videos asking others to check out their channel. A lot of the time the linked channels arent anything special. Sometimes these commenters are young kids who say they dont have a chance in an attempt to get sympathy. Its difficult to gain a following on YouTube, but you should do so by creating quality content instead of begging for views.
你常常会看到大家在视频上留言需要别的人逛下他们的频道。大部分时候链接的频道没什么特别的。有时这类评论者都是孩子儿，说自己没流量，试图获得同情。在YouTube上获得粉的确非常难，但你应该通过创建优质的内容来做到这一点，而不是乞求浏览量。
